PRICE DROP #2 2021 Highland Ridge Open RangeLight LT290RLS Now $25,900.

Confession: we bought a camper and then kept going to work instead.

Most "lightly used" trailers have 50 trips and a mystery smell. Ours has been camped in less than 10 times, total. How lightly used is it? The theater recliners still have the factory plastic on them like your grandma's couch, except this one has heat and massage. No smoke, no pets, no drama. Stored carefully and maintained obsessively by owners who apparently enjoy maintaining an RV more than using one.

If you want a 2021 that looks like it just rolled off the lot without paying anywhere close to "just rolled off the lot" money congratulations, you found it, and you found it cheap.

The layout everyone fights over: rear living room with two opposing slide-outs and a real kitchen island in the middle. Pop the slides and it feels like a house. A nice one. Nicer than our first apartment, honestly.

The living room (yes, room):

- Two Thomas Payne power recliners with built-in heat AND massage your chiropractor will miss you

- Tri-fold sleeper sofa + booth dinette sleeps 6 (or 2 adults and one kid who insists on sleeping diagonally)

- Electric fireplace under the TV, because s'mores are optional but ambiance is not

- Giant rear panoramic window, wood-style floors, 81" ceilings tall friends welcome

The kitchen your house is jealous of:

- Center island with solid-surface counters, deep sink & pull-down faucet yes, an island , in a trailer

- 8 cu ft fridge, gas range/oven, microwave, glass-door pantry

- Keurig included, because nobody should level a trailer uncaffeinated

Where you'll actually sleep:

- Walk-around KING bed no more climbing over your spouse at 2am

- Wardrobes, nightstands, and a laundry chute (fancy!)

- Glass shower with a skylight, so you can shampoo under the stars-ish

Towing? Easier than you think:

- 33 ft, dual axle, 7,045 lbs dry half-ton towable with proper setup

- DUAL A/C units because SoCal summers don't negotiate (unlike us, apparently)

- Two power awnings (10' + 11'), rear ladder, outside grill hookup, pass-through storage for all the stuff you swear you'll use

The "we're not kidding, it's turn-key" package all included:

- Weight-distribution hitch

- TPMS (tire pressure monitoring the adult supervision your tires need)

- LevelMate Pro wireless leveling system (end the "little more little more TOO MUCH" era)

- Leveling ramps + wheel chocks

- Hitch-mounted bike rack

- Full set of dishes and kitchenware seriously, just bring food

Everything works. Nothing to fix, nothing to buy, nothing to "sort out." First-time buyers: this is the unicorn hitch up Saturday morning, make dinner on the island Saturday night.

PRICE REDUCED now $25,900 (down from $35,000) Valencia/Santa Clarita (91354). This is the number, and it's a good one comparable units are asking similar money with far more miles of use and none of these extras. It shows even better in person, and yes, you can try the massage chairs. Serious inquiries welcome; lowballers will be politely referred to the trailers with the mystery smell.